This is the first post. If you reach this post, you are at the end of the blog. There are no posts after this. Do not seek them, they cannot be found. The only things after this post are darkness, and creepy things that move in the shadows. You don’t want to know what they are. So just stop here… it’s safer that way.
No really, this is the first post. There aren’t any more before it. Srsly.